There's a humorous pseudo-RFC which establishes HTTP Error 447 as "dropped in Pacific Ocean". Here's some PHP to implement it, if you'd like. Sends the right header, and even looks like a standard Apache 2 error page.
<?php header("HTTP/1.1 447 Dropped by Accident in the Pacific Ocean"); print("<?xml version=\"1.0\" encoding=\"ISO-8859-1\"?>"); ?><!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.1//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml11/DTD/xhtml11.dtd"> <html xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml" xml:lang="en"> <head> <title>Dropped in Ocean!</title> <meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=iso-8859-1" /> <link rev="made" href="mailto:webmaster@example.com" /> <style type="text/css"> <!-- body { color: #000000; background-color: #FFFFFF; } a:link { color: #0000CC; } --> </style> </head> <body> <h1>Dropped in Ocean!</h1> <dl> <dd> The requested item was accidentally dropped in the Pacific Ocean while being transmitted to your computer, and cannot be displayed. </dd></dl><dl><dd> If you think this is a server error, please contact the <a href="mailto:webmaster@example.com">webmaster</a>. </dd></dl> <h2>Error 447</h2> <dl> <dd> <address> <a href="/">example.com</a> <br /> <small><?php $date = date("D d M Y h:i:s A T"); print("$date"); ?></small> <br /> <small>Apache/2.0.40 (Red Hat Linux)</small> </address> </dd> </dl> </body> </html>
